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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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Catcalling quickly became a thing of the past when humanoid robots became a sizable demographic in cities.
It's one thing to shout at a lone, slow human who won't remember you, but when there's a chance that someone you think is human may actually be a terrifyingly fast and strong machine with a perfect photographic memory, it's a different story.
This understanding was reached quickly after a few extremely short and violent chase incidents made the news.
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horseshoe crabs are the FORTRAN matrix lib that hasn’t been updated in 45 years because it never needed an update of the animal world
self-care is making yrself feel weird abt gender
that weird combination of genderfeels that's like: "i'm girl???" + [definitely not girl] + "why we had to take shower am fire" + "fuck you i'm a girl" + I Do Not Want To Gend Right Now + gonna gend so hard y'all u have no idea + shit what was i thinking about + today i will trans Extra Hard because i Can + random bits of dysphoria for seasoning
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anyway girls pretty
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Your privacy is *very* important to us.
Not quite as important as us having all your data. But pretty important. On a scale of one to ten, your privacy ranks a solid four.
You can rest assured that - after we've scanned and processed and extracted every last bit of commercial advantage out of your data - the bitter, tarry residue left gumming up the cogs of our machine will be treated in full compliance with the best privacy legislation laundered money can buy.
And that's a promise.
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my gender is like one of those chemical things where you heat it up and it just grows a gigantic tentacled horror out of nothing
@BestGirlGrace but also this is clearly the only appropriate way to write anything. if you Can't make it a supervillain monologue, are you even Writing
@BestGirlGrace you say you have pretty lousing handwriting but gods d__n my own handwriting is so much worse than yours that a) i have no trouble reading this and b) i can't actually read my own writing
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*slaps roof of Cambridge* this bad boy can fit so many Massachusetts Institute of Technologies in it
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*Me, arriving, kit on my shoulders*
My friends: Did... You carry her all the way here?
Me: Uuuh yeah, you think my girlfriend should fucking have to WALK???
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They used wood charcoal, broken pottery, bones, ashes, compost and other materials to create what settlers called "Terra preta." At first whites didn't credit the indigenous people with making this soil. They thought it was volcanos or brought in by river flooding. But it was the people, and they had been doing it since 450 BC. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_preta
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Ordinary Chinese readers and translators united to help me remove all censorship from the mainland edition of my first book, entitled《永久记录》. Now we're making it available it to the world for free. Please download and share it everywhere. Link: https://t.co/7f6djtUYW7 https://t.co/R16nHelBJ6
@fluttergirly *gasp* cannibalism
@popstar@myasstodon.xyz not with that attitude they aren't
@Soup_Official "average person swallows 7 soup bowls a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person swallows 0 soup bowls per year. Soupbowls Georg, who lives in a cave & swallows over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
@stackingstones@todon.nl idk what's a gender but i sure don't want it in my food
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all marketing I go is viral marketing, because I'm a virus, but you know
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
