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"we're in this weird position of clearly being u-haul lesbians but being too poor to u-haul"
—one of my datemates, absolutely destroying me in a single sentence

chopping off the invisible hand of the market and slurping out the delicious invisible meat inside, then wearing it like a glove (it gives me +2 to dexterity rolls and gives a mean wank)

we remember having a number of pronoun resource sites, but the only one we can remember the name or url of is pronoun.is, which....while we appreciate the resource, it's rather limited relative to the others we remember using. does anyone have any other suggestions?

"Are you a boy or a girl" I am merely a calamity that has successfully approximated human form, also girl

Transphobic, cont'd 

To be fair folks, the in-game screenshot might be made up. Diggin' through more info, the only transphobic reference in-game that's confirmed, is one to CWC where they refer to her as a "manbaby".

The main dev and their girlfriend's views tho is pretty much slamdunk, and several sites and users has documented their behaviour:
dailydot.com/irl/heartbeat-tra

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TIL that the reason hold music always sounds so staticky and shitty is that these days phone audio compression is tightly optimized for human voice frequencies only so it really chews up music

Anyway say what you will about rwby, but it's gay and the soundtrack fucks

today we celebrate homestuck day: the day andrew hussie rose from the dead three days after he was killed in a freak accident involving a toblerone

SSL/TLS (Secure Snuggle Layer / Transport Layer Snuggling)

@FirstProgenitor they could've done two diametrically opposed cool things with him, either a zuko redemption arc or him learning all the wrong lessons and descending totally into unrepentant evil, then becoming the big bad of his own accord and showing why you *don't do that*

instead they split the difference between the two and made someone that im totally uncomfortable sympathizing with, but who is supposed to be ultimately redeemed and sympathetic

way to go disney

Not to like Star Wars but sometimes I think about how cool Kylo Rens arc could have been if he did a zuko and get sad at how incompetent Disney is

That part of your brain that tells you you're lazy, worthless, going nowhere? That insists you always have to be productive? That's your inner capitalist talking. And baby, it's time for a revolution.

diy invisibility cloak 

step 1:
continue covering yourself in kobolds until you are no longer visible

Persona 5, but instead written by queer revolutionary communists

Instant improvement

Especially for black people, prioritizing your mental health, taking it slow, and mitigating the effects of chronic stress right now is a radical act in a world that overworks us to the bone and sees our lives as disposable. Please take care of yourselves right now and smother yourselves with self-compassion! We have to fight but we also need to listen to our bodies and rest. i love you

how to concentrate. how to look at one thing/. how to put your eyes so that they look at something, and NOT something else
???????

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