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@babbage @00dani honestly i just took it at face value you were offering advice on how to access the meatspace out-of-bounds area

Travelling back in time to talk to my younger self.

Them: So what's the internet like?

Me: So you know those cool internet programs you use to hang out with people and stuff?

Them: Yeah they're awesome

Me: They will all become bloated and die under the weight of their own monetization.

Them: :C

Me: This will happen to everything you enjoy, except for tits. Those still rock. Later nerd!

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i'm fucking losing it "it's common in the entertainment industry to objectify women" has got thr exact same energy as those jokes where like, someone points at thousands of a thing and goes "there's at least 5 there"

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i'm pretty sure if u took the average housecate and taught them to use a computer i wouldn't be able to tell us apart

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thought process:
datemate's not paying attention to me
must be broken
try turning off and on again

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