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the downside of mastodon is that it's a jarring experience when you have to go outside and there are straight people there

seeing people be affectionate is so fun like. just. yes? genuine positive regard for one another? and expressing it? i love this?

first they came for the antifa, and I did not speak up, because I was not a member of antifa.

then they asked me if I supported fascism, and when I said 'no' they said I was a member of antifa and came for me.

Behaviors common among cats and ghosts

1. Shrieking in the middle of the night
2. Knocking things off of shelves
3. Jumping out at you unexpectedly
4. Sitting on your chest while you sleep and breathing on your face
5. Stealing your important trinkets

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NCIS but it’s about investigating cis people about their gender

Remember: you’re always on hormones, it’s only a question of what kind.

i would like to... become a crow. torment humans. hoard shiny things. not understand capitalism.

hrt 

i just got a prescription for these shots that'll make me a shape-shifting devil lady

tryin out this picrew thing 

with obligatory "who the hell do you think i am" because why not

reaching dangerous nerdiness levels

(94%) ■■■■■■■■■□

weird thing: my voice training seems to affect housemate too (at least when they're talking to me) and i. is this in the category of [weird psychology fact we can explain and understand] or the category of [weird kai fact that has no logical explanation]

Movie titles, but they're gender shitposts:
Gender on Elmstreet
All Genders Go To Heaven
My Big Fat Greek Gender

F381.12
Fairies leave
when ordered
to fight each other.

:blobcatangry:​ Being clocked
:blobcat:​ Being noticed
:blobcatheart:​ Being noticed by queers

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!