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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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how 2 identify urself to other enbies at uni
share ur picrews
share ur picrews
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it doesn't count as "reclaiming" a slur when you use it negatively, especially not when referring to someone else. you're just Doing The Slur at that point
current gender: stubbornly refusing to define my identity specifically so i can annoy people with my collection of almost-but-not-quite-mutually-exclusive identity labels
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being queer is so weird and beautiful
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Be gay, hate cops 🔥
i don't have an encyclopædic knowledge of language, i have more like a....dictionaric one. bc i read dictionaries for fun
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People who aren't binary are fantastic!
yell heah i'm queer:
Q - Quintessentially
U - Understandably
E - Exuberant &
E - Exemplary
R - Gay
to the person reading this: congratulations! you have successfully read this toot! good job i'm proud of you
this isn't sarcastic btw i'm legitimately proud of each and every one of you
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there is no one stronger than an agender aroace person
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US pol, *EVERYONE* in the US needs to know
Expansion of the 'expedited removal'. Any ICE agent can ask for proof of 2 year residency and if you can't prove it you can be deported, no hearing, no trial, no lawyer.
In theory, this only applies to immigrants, but of course if they refuse to believe you are a citizen and don't have a passport or birth certificate to hand, you may be up shit creek.
Watch out for each other folks.
"Papers, please."
you know what would be nice? if follower notifs were for when people try to follow you, and not when you approve a follower. like, if i approve someone as a follower i don't need a notification to tell me that? i just did it myself? but if someone's trying to follow me a notification could actually provide me with useful information—namely: i have a follower request to look at
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I want a video game character with all the abilities and utter lack of awareness of those ability that 
has
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me: *steps outside and im surrounded by cishets* this was a mistake
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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:
- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats
good luck! 🐦
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the downside of mastodon is that it's a jarring experience when you have to go outside and there are straight people there
seeing people be affectionate is so fun like. just. yes? genuine positive regard for one another? and expressing it? i love this?
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first they came for the antifa, and I did not speak up, because I was not a member of antifa.
then they asked me if I supported fascism, and when I said 'no' they said I was a member of antifa and came for me.
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Behaviors common among cats and ghosts
1. Shrieking in the middle of the night
2. Knocking things off of shelves
3. Jumping out at you unexpectedly
4. Sitting on your chest while you sleep and breathing on your face
5. Stealing your important trinkets
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NCIS but it’s about investigating cis people about their gender
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
