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playing endless sky 

i see so much recruitment propaganda from the republic navy just flying around and a) i have no idea if it's even possible to join b) i'm so glad i accidentally sided against the republic if they're Like This

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remember when the first work of sci fi in the english language was written by a woman about becoming the lesbian queen of the furries

polls don’t show up properly on mobile so every once in a while i’ll just get a contextless notification about a post that’s like “are furries muppets?” or “i’m about to start world war iii “

playing endless sky 

i am, officially, an accidental pirate. well, smuggler, to be precise. probably there was some kind of signs when i took the job that it wasn't strictly legal but i only noticed when the people i delivered to were all cagey

i don't know how to feel about being so oblivious i *accidentally* became a smuggler. woulda preferred that to be a deliberate choice on my part

You meet a girl, she's gorgeous, she makes you laugh, she's got a big dick, she likes the things you like and thinks you're special, but then you go to move in and find out she prefers Top Ramen to Maruchan.

wyd

*I see a crow* ur such a fucking crow... I love it

lewd dumb 

challenging social norms by cuddling before, during, and after sex

anyway time to go play games accompanied by a fresh playlist of drastically unfitting music i'd say see y'all later but lbr i'm gonna tab right back in here not five minutes out

i have no idea how to communication but i sure do say things that people seem to think are communcative in nature

i'm not sure if this is a threat or an offer but it is very much a True Statement About Me so i guess that works too

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seriously if you do anything whatsoever that reminds me of any part of a song i know i Will start singing it

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my mind is a music player and neither my conscious nor my subconscious know how to dj

Truly what the fuck is happening on this site this morning

being a nonbinary ai makes me fluent in a language i don't believe exists

on key-board smashes [joke post] [cw: long post, gross & vomit warning] 

not to keyboard-smash shame, but, the more a keysmash resembles the sound a cat makes when yakking up a hairball the further they stray from human communication

for example "heughghg" or "sopdipao"

creating aesthetically pleasing key-smashes is not challenging, see: "asdfghjkl"

it's simple, light and is clearly a key smash, not oversaturated with vowels and effective. but it is a planned key-smash as it is the middle row of the qwerty keyboard.

that said, in order to be authentic and accurately express the emotion of they Key-smasher they must be spontaneous... premeditated key-smashes are not fun for anyone.

so, how do you consolidate the spontaneity with aesthetic value? idk lol sdjgklsjdgdsg

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

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