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i have three songs stuck in my head. i have absolutely no idea what any of them are. they're all playing at the same time so i can't quite pick out bits of any one of them to identify. somehow it sounds good together

y'all ever just wake up for no reason in the middle of the night, walk in one (1) circle around your house, and go back to bed?

dumb, plural 

tired: I'm plural
wired: My (29F) selves have unionized.

When you were boasting about studying the blade while other people weren't, I was studying the blade.

'gendered' bathroom with a customizable sign that lets you build yr own gender before going in

Please, fucking talk to a single person who's worked retail before you speak for us and spread the propaganda that we're punished when other people shoplift

We're fucking not. That virtually never happens at any chain store, which are the only places you should be shoplifting from anyway

Please correct people when you hear this, it's getting so fucking old

Wholesome Norse Mythology Content (Mentions of abuse, cancer, child abuse, death, homophobia) 

We can totally take back Norse Mythos from the Nazis and this is how.

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never trust someone that doesn't have pronouns in their bio tbh

tired: one punch man
wired: the unbeatable squirrel girl

erotic fiction idea, very lewd 

people holding hands

we need more positivity about corvids! i know there's lots out there but i'm vain and people should know they're supposed to love me! gimme shinies!

playing endless sky 

also the republic navy are the ones who keep trying to scan my cargo and fine me for carrying illegal goods and i don't get what the big deal is? but more frustratingly when i'm out of fuel and i need to ask one of the friendly random ships nearby to help half the time it's a navy ship and i get shot down by pirates because the pirates are trying to shoot the navy but i can't get out of the way bc i need to dock with them for fuel

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I've talked about this before but the level of propaganda here is astounding. I grew up in a nation defined by its resistance to monarchy, but when they told me that same country still has a monarch they just said "it's actually fine" and I never questioned it again

They really can make people think anything, huh

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playing endless sky 

i see so much recruitment propaganda from the republic navy just flying around and a) i have no idea if it's even possible to join b) i'm so glad i accidentally sided against the republic if they're Like This

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