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hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?

*waits until the hot dog as sandwich debate is over* *raises megaphone* IS PIZZA A TYPE OF TART?

I just discovered a technology called a "diary" which allows you to describe your deepest , most troubling and personal thoughts without making them public to every person with an internet connection. Astonishing

Gender euphoria is the most infectious type of happiness. I just soak it up like a sponge, like yes, I'm so fucking happy for you, live your truth, I love you

download cute moms on the fediverse now

i appear to have acquired a gender. does anyone know where i go to return one of these things?

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

choosing your own name is Extremely Good

i have three songs stuck in my head. i have absolutely no idea what any of them are. they're all playing at the same time so i can't quite pick out bits of any one of them to identify. somehow it sounds good together

y'all ever just wake up for no reason in the middle of the night, walk in one (1) circle around your house, and go back to bed?

dumb, plural 

tired: I'm plural
wired: My (29F) selves have unionized.

When you were boasting about studying the blade while other people weren't, I was studying the blade.

'gendered' bathroom with a customizable sign that lets you build yr own gender before going in

Please, fucking talk to a single person who's worked retail before you speak for us and spread the propaganda that we're punished when other people shoplift

We're fucking not. That virtually never happens at any chain store, which are the only places you should be shoplifting from anyway

Please correct people when you hear this, it's getting so fucking old

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