Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

me, an old gay trans, as i rise from the chair with deep-seated aches and strains: ah, must be rain, my gender's acting up again

night crew workshopping toots

what I said: nothing hotter than a medieval warrior-lady!
what he pictured: a leggy long-haired blonde wearing a chainmail bikini and swinging a shortsword
what I meant: a BIG fat butch lady in fullplate hefting a fucking guisarme-voulge

If you’re asexual, please become a lawyer. Please I’m begging you. Please be an ace attorney. Please.

incompetence levels are currently at 80% but fluctuating wildly

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reasons to have hands:

hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?

*waits until the hot dog as sandwich debate is over* *raises megaphone* IS PIZZA A TYPE OF TART?

I just discovered a technology called a "diary" which allows you to describe your deepest , most troubling and personal thoughts without making them public to every person with an internet connection. Astonishing

Gender euphoria is the most infectious type of happiness. I just soak it up like a sponge, like yes, I'm so fucking happy for you, live your truth, I love you

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secret!