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Masculinity is not bad
Or ugly
Or poison
Or temporary
Or a personality flaw
Or something that needs to be fixed
My masculinity is beautiful
Everyone who has masculinity deserves to feel loved and have their love for themselves celebrated and validated

you ever see a pretty lady and all you wanna do is give her a battleaxe

me, an old gay trans, as i rise from the chair with deep-seated aches and strains: ah, must be rain, my gender's acting up again

the only type of social interaction i'm any good at: calling trans people cute online

what I said: nothing hotter than a medieval warrior-lady!
what he pictured: a leggy long-haired blonde wearing a chainmail bikini and swinging a shortsword
what I meant: a BIG fat butch lady in fullplate hefting a fucking guisarme-voulge

If you’re asexual, please become a lawyer. Please I’m begging you. Please be an ace attorney. Please.

incompetence levels are currently at 80% but fluctuating wildly

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i offer a two-part public service: i give out free random genders to those in need, and i also volunteer to personally fite ur gender at any time

hmm why is your list of "top 10 richest thieves" just the 10 wealthiest people in the world?

*waits until the hot dog as sandwich debate is over* *raises megaphone* IS PIZZA A TYPE OF TART?

I just discovered a technology called a "diary" which allows you to describe your deepest , most troubling and personal thoughts without making them public to every person with an internet connection. Astonishing

Gender euphoria is the most infectious type of happiness. I just soak it up like a sponge, like yes, I'm so fucking happy for you, live your truth, I love you

download cute moms on the fediverse now

i appear to have acquired a gender. does anyone know where i go to return one of these things?

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

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