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my four, four favourite kinks 

are consent, hand-holding, cuddles, unconditional positive regard, and clear communication between partners

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my three favourite kinks 

are consent, hand-holding, cuddles, and unconditional positive regard

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my two, two favourite kinks 

are consent, hand-holding, and cuddles

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my favourite kink 

is consent, consent and hand-holding

misspelling "fucking" for effect on purpose, but very carefully

@byttyrs lesbian tradition: giving each other engagement swords instead of engagement rings

Masculinity is not bad
Or ugly
Or poison
Or temporary
Or a personality flaw
Or something that needs to be fixed
My masculinity is beautiful
Everyone who has masculinity deserves to feel loved and have their love for themselves celebrated and validated

you ever see a pretty lady and all you wanna do is give her a battleaxe

me, an old gay trans, as i rise from the chair with deep-seated aches and strains: ah, must be rain, my gender's acting up again

the only type of social interaction i'm any good at: calling trans people cute online

what I said: nothing hotter than a medieval warrior-lady!
what he pictured: a leggy long-haired blonde wearing a chainmail bikini and swinging a shortsword
what I meant: a BIG fat butch lady in fullplate hefting a fucking guisarme-voulge

If you’re asexual, please become a lawyer. Please I’m begging you. Please be an ace attorney. Please.

incompetence levels are currently at 80% but fluctuating wildly

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i offer a two-part public service: i give out free random genders to those in need, and i also volunteer to personally fite ur gender at any time

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