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I'm a mad computer scientist- I traverse graphs and sort lists faster than thought possible with questionable tactics

life the universe and everything, wife the universe and everything

Your avi is just what I think you look like unless you post selfies

You: lol isn't it hilarious that I'm pretending I look like Sloth from the Goonies

Me: you're Sloth from the Goonies

arranging my many arms into various poses of patronizing attention without making any overt comment whatsoever

I sure love being not like everyone else, and liking Halloween. I'm the only one who likes Halloween, not fall, but Halloween. The only person ever I'd wager. Everyone likes summer. I don't. I'm different.

reasonable tbh to consider capitalism to be a condition of occupation by corporations

annoying cishet dudes by taking their jokes about dating other men completely seriously

i'm often a broken record about this, but, again, we shouldn't let publishers dictate how libraries should operate

@byttyrs i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooong polearm

Cis person: Have you had, you know. The Surgery?
Me: [grumpily] I tried but they kept saying "We don't know how to give you a working tail", cowards

today is a good day to remember that its impossible to communicate with anyone else without going through the incredibly weird game of telephone that is our senses and brains

i've made another observation

fedi attracts a lot of unknowingly closeted people and lets them out of the closet

which is like, really good? imagine birdsite being that open

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE 

thank you, move along

People without orientation labels are 👍👍👍!

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!