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inspired by our good friend @lesbianBot, here's this amazing new iteration of 'same hat'

rich people be like, “time to water the driveway”

trans things 

idly wishing i had a different agab, not bc it would match my id more but bc it'd be one fewer step to get to my preferred gender expression from than the agab i'm stuck with. literally one single step fewer, of like half a zillion steps. i calculated

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

I'm a mad computer scientist, and I'm going to follow in Alan Turing's footsteps: killing nazis with my brain while being gay

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theres a girl at uni just sitting covered in a blanket chillin with her shoes of on discord

me

I'm a mad computer scientist- I traverse graphs and sort lists faster than thought possible with questionable tactics

life the universe and everything, wife the universe and everything

Your avi is just what I think you look like unless you post selfies

You: lol isn't it hilarious that I'm pretending I look like Sloth from the Goonies

Me: you're Sloth from the Goonies

arranging my many arms into various poses of patronizing attention without making any overt comment whatsoever

I sure love being not like everyone else, and liking Halloween. I'm the only one who likes Halloween, not fall, but Halloween. The only person ever I'd wager. Everyone likes summer. I don't. I'm different.

reasonable tbh to consider capitalism to be a condition of occupation by corporations

annoying cishet dudes by taking their jokes about dating other men completely seriously

i'm often a broken record about this, but, again, we shouldn't let publishers dictate how libraries should operate

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