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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

inspired by our good friend @lesbianBot, here's this amazing new iteration of 'same hat'

rich people be like, “time to water the driveway”

trans things 

idly wishing i had a different agab, not bc it would match my id more but bc it'd be one fewer step to get to my preferred gender expression from than the agab i'm stuck with. literally one single step fewer, of like half a zillion steps. i calculated

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

I'm a mad computer scientist, and I'm going to follow in Alan Turing's footsteps: killing nazis with my brain while being gay

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theres a girl at uni just sitting covered in a blanket chillin with her shoes of on discord

me

I'm a mad computer scientist- I traverse graphs and sort lists faster than thought possible with questionable tactics

life the universe and everything, wife the universe and everything

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!