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having a partner who's your best friend and partner in crime that you can hang out with and do cool photoshoots with in your goth emo outfits and matching shit (and trading clothes if you're enby and similarly sized)? thats goals

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

"[Some Random Thing] Challenges Our Notions About Sex" *wipes off glasses and puts them back on* "Cis People Don't Understand Sex"

i'd make a d&d alignment chart of musicians but do right-wingers even have proper music

*screaming at my phone* why is this internet person so FUCKING hOT

*looks in mirror* ugh i'm so sick of these male-gazey female character designs

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

religion?, trans, silly 

me: i shouldn't put any important cultural icons in my name, i don't want to be egotistical
me: *names myself after two deities* perfect

Like if we could figure out targeted genetic manipulation of adult humans, why would we waste it on random people and not use it to make ourselves catgirls and orcs and stuff?

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i just saw a crow do a flying leap kick at another crow holy shit

the GameHypercube, which has one exclusive launch title and it's Fez 2

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