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Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

The cow goes moo
The duck goes quack
The bottom goes SLDKJDSJSJDKKDKDKDK

How to teleport to loved ones for cuddles?

when you delete your old spotify account so you dont have to see your deadname anymore

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

If you are night crew & sleep at lot during the day, slack off on your many artistic endeavors, and have long curly hair then you've achieved a science bingo

on the one hand i kinda want to try and make a serious one of those bingo things. on the other, i don't think anything's gonna capture who i am as a person better than the sheer idiocy i put into mine

Making a bingo card about myself requires a level of self-aware exhibitionism that I do not possess

some 

body once told me
the world was gonna roll me
society's not trans people's friend
I've known the band since college
but didn't have the knowledge
that Smash Mouth would have my back in the end

can't wait until my name is legally unsupported by unicode

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