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Good morning mastodon, where do you fall on the chart today?

terfs: "trans women are just gay men who go through the whole of their transition just to avoid having to admit they're gay"

almost every trans woman i see on social media: "i'm gay. like, really really gay. i'm super super ultra gay"

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

The cow goes moo
The duck goes quack
The bottom goes SLDKJDSJSJDKKDKDKDK

How to teleport to loved ones for cuddles?

when you delete your old spotify account so you dont have to see your deadname anymore

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

If you are night crew & sleep at lot during the day, slack off on your many artistic endeavors, and have long curly hair then you've achieved a science bingo

on the one hand i kinda want to try and make a serious one of those bingo things. on the other, i don't think anything's gonna capture who i am as a person better than the sheer idiocy i put into mine

Making a bingo card about myself requires a level of self-aware exhibitionism that I do not possess

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!