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problem: bed too big for just one person
further problem: obvious solution requires ability to social interaction

Woke: be gay do crimes
Bespoke: Magpie life, magpie wife

Good morning mastodon, where do you fall on the chart today?

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

The cow goes moo
The duck goes quack
The bottom goes SLDKJDSJSJDKKDKDKDK

How to teleport to loved ones for cuddles?

when you delete your old spotify account so you dont have to see your deadname anymore

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

If you are night crew & sleep at lot during the day, slack off on your many artistic endeavors, and have long curly hair then you've achieved a science bingo

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!