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things that do not match the definition of UFO:
- alien spaceship, identified
- alien spaceship, landed

things that match the definition of UFO:
- angel, flying
- likely a bird but possibly an airplane
- unexpected rock from catapult

problem: bed too big for just one person
further problem: obvious solution requires ability to social interaction

Woke: be gay do crimes
Bespoke: Magpie life, magpie wife

Good morning mastodon, where do you fall on the chart today?

terfs: "trans women are just gay men who go through the whole of their transition just to avoid having to admit they're gay"

almost every trans woman i see on social media: "i'm gay. like, really really gay. i'm super super ultra gay"

Me (trying to see where I stand with my nonbinary friends): are we frenbies or enebies

The cow goes moo
The duck goes quack
The bottom goes SLDKJDSJSJDKKDKDKDK

How to teleport to loved ones for cuddles?

when you delete your old spotify account so you dont have to see your deadname anymore

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!