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i love light bulbs! very delicious

this thing is definitely Intriguing to me but like. it's just sorta....as far as i understand it's basically just [the set of things i would generally consider to be 'normal' as a fae] and that's very amusing to me

guns are petit-bourgeois, a true prole carries a knife

Do I have too many unread books?
Yes.

Did I just impulse buy more?
...also Yes.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that 30-50 feral hogs in possession of 3-5 minutes must be in want of a yard. However little known the feelings or views of such a passel may be, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding gun owners, that they are considere

Being a musician means you're in a constant state of "I could've played that better" but only after you're done with the piece.

introducing MANIMALS

they’re like ANIMALS

but for MEN

amazing 12/7 great thing that corvids and artificial intelligences have in common: get to beep. and No One can stop you

Introducing dragons to the American ecosystem to help with the 30-50 hog issue

legit question, how do i kiss the 30-50 feral girls that run into my notifications within 3-5 mins while i'm cute and gay

Me: It's okay, DnD is really just collaborative storytelling, not nerdy graphs and math like the stereotype!
Also me:

catch me squeaking bc i just read some real gay stuff and it's cute

Practical advice for dealing with your 30-50 feral hogs problem.

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

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