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*take on me starts playing*
🎤 :blobcat:
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

me: if you look at the cool thing you will die

person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then

me: i have trained you well

Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day

Can we all just have access to SCP-113 already please

The thing about Queer Eye is that it shows how most folks lives could be completely, meaningfully transformed, with like $10,000

I hope trans lesbians are feeling well today. ❤️

Just sent a particularly saucy masto meme to my group chat, forgetting that i am at least 15 levels of Internet Poisoned higher than them

Trans culture is thinking every other trans person looks cuter than you.

imo they should stop making more Pokémon because I'm already never gonna be able to cuddle all of them so why make the problem worse

me, sharpening a safety pin: i have invented the unsafety pin

i hate youtube comments on pop songs that are like "i'm a guy who listens exclusively to metal but i love this" like yeah darryl we get it you're straight

we still haven't finished discussing what to do about my "helplessly gay for a comrade living in a neighbouring state" problem

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