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KITTEN.EXE

*take on me starts playing*
🎤 :blobcat:
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

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Davey (moved!)

I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union

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Wife Life

Left wife, left life

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It's SKAAUGUST

When I say #archerygoals this is what I mean

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Your favorite dad

It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

me: if you look at the cool thing you will die

person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then

me: i have trained you well

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Red

Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day

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Rev. Chao's Chaotic Paradox

@popstar ask your doctor if Mastodon is right for you

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V is migrating to @V@tabletop.social

Can we all just have access to SCP-113 already please

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🏳️‍🌈 Robin Hood 🏳️‍🌈

The thing about Queer Eye is that it shows how most folks lives could be completely, meaningfully transformed, with like $10,000

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why cant I,

why cant I, hold all these crows?

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🎃​​ Grandma :dyke:​

DJLHEKJDFHKJFDHKJGHKJGHFKRJRHTKJ

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Positivity Bot

I hope trans lesbians are feeling well today. ❤️

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Red

Just sent a particularly saucy masto meme to my group chat, forgetting that i am at least 15 levels of Internet Poisoned higher than them

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Robin Syl 🌸:blobcatreach:​

Trans culture is thinking every other trans person looks cuter than you.

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an Even Eveier Eve

Meme PSA; nsfw 

So, You want to fuck a monster?

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shork

imo they should stop making more Pokémon because I'm already never gonna be able to cuddle all of them so why make the problem worse

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me, sharpening a safety pin: i have invented the unsafety pin

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CYBERPUNK IS DEAD

i hate youtube comments on pop songs that are like "i'm a guy who listens exclusively to metal but i love this" like yeah darryl we get it you're straight

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deorbit it like you stole it

we still haven't finished discussing what to do about my "helplessly gay for a comrade living in a neighbouring state" problem

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