Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

[interrupting you while you're recommending a piece of media] are there gay people in it and, if relevant, can you be gay in it

bored during uni? simply flirt with girls on the inter net

@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging

I just wish to help somebody. This isn't frustrating.

— Rimtar Shinkûbuk, hammerer

holy shit Halloween is right around the corner

I'm trying to get this livestock newspaper edited for upload and just, this ad, I just,

*take on me starts playing*
🎤
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

Left wife, left life

When I say #archerygoals this is what I mean

me: if you look at the cool thing you will die

person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then

me: i have trained you well

Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day

Can we all just have access to SCP-113 already please

The thing about Queer Eye is that it shows how most folks lives could be completely, meaningfully transformed, with like $10,000