Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

Real mechanics in #GuildWars2 raids:

• hug the girl
• pet the dog
• don't look at the cool thing
• play with orb
• don't let the fascist ghosts kiss

oh sorry did I say "raids"

I meant "raid"

these are all mechanics from one raid

coming out as a monty python fan

did you know that you are just allowed to be a girl?

i don't have first hand experience but i have it on good authority that this is true of other genders, as well

[interrupting you while you're recommending a piece of media] are there gay people in it and, if relevant, can you be gay in it

bored during uni? simply flirt with girls on the inter net

@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging

I just wish to help somebody. This isn't frustrating.

— Rimtar Shinkûbuk, hammerer

holy shit Halloween is right around the corner

I'm trying to get this livestock newspaper edited for upload and just, this ad, I just,

*take on me starts playing*
🎤
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

Left wife, left life