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....i just read an entire conversation on here a couple minutes ago. two minutes later, the person who started the conversation made the first toot in what would become that conversation. this is like, the most useless future sight ever

Genders are like javascript

I have no fucking clue how either works

....i forgot things had genders again. actually got thrown out of my immersion when i got a gendered title thrown at me. c'mon just use mx, or like. any professional title. please

to be clear this is a character who was explicitly gendered already and i was aware of it i just don't process gender good and it confus me too much

probably the best thing about playing queer vns is that the main character has the same exact "oh no they're cute" instinct as i do

a soap opera but everyone is a lesbian. everyone. even you when you watch it.

tfw ur playing a game and the player character gets introduced and ur just like "oh no i'm cute"

Queer culture is existing against the will of the world

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

7 tactics of pro-democracy #HongKong protesters

💧 be water

protests swarm to shut down one target after another

🌐 open-source protest

on the spot voting via telegram polls

📱 airdrop

after Telegram DDoS, turn to AirDrop and other P2P tools

✌️ sign language

hand signals and literal signs facilitate supply transfers

😢 🙅 neutralize tear gas

smother canisters w/ traffic cones, wet rags

🚶 avoid stampedes

1-2 1-2 chant to retreat safely

💸 crowdfunding

newstatesman.com/world/2019/08

okay it's really useful that people get excited about fridays because the weekly game's been put on hold and i have no other way to track the passage of time

look, having boobs would be nice and all, but sometimes a girl just wants to be an endlessly mutable roiling mass of eyes and teeth. why can't endocrinologists get to work on HRT for that?

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question for all the techies out there: where do i buy #linux ?

death 

thinking about how so many times when i'm told a person i look up to died i don't have a response because i'd thought they were dead for a while and had already come to terms with it

when will they make HRT but for growing fangs?

love how in the time it took me to take a shower y'all had already created and iterated a new meme enough that its source is probably unidentifiable at this point

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