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there's a fundamental difference between a bad book you're glad you read, a bad book you don't care about, and a bad book you regret reading. and there's no easy words to distinguish them from one another

Me: [looking at the International Prototype Kilogram at the International Bureau of Weights and Measures] What an absolute unit

dialogue options:
• say hi
• attempt to say hi, but like, really flustered

fun fact: "electability" is a code word journalists use to mean "appeal to the white professional class"

i need to do more with that, tbh. wolverine danger is just....such a Fun name to have

gotta figure out What first, tho

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sometimes i forget my family isn't the prime example of normality and then i remember i literally inherited the name wolverine danger

....i just read an entire conversation on here a couple minutes ago. two minutes later, the person who started the conversation made the first toot in what would become that conversation. this is like, the most useless future sight ever

Genders are like javascript

I have no fucking clue how either works

....i forgot things had genders again. actually got thrown out of my immersion when i got a gendered title thrown at me. c'mon just use mx, or like. any professional title. please

to be clear this is a character who was explicitly gendered already and i was aware of it i just don't process gender good and it confus me too much

probably the best thing about playing queer vns is that the main character has the same exact "oh no they're cute" instinct as i do

a soap opera but everyone is a lesbian. everyone. even you when you watch it.

tfw ur playing a game and the player character gets introduced and ur just like "oh no i'm cute"

Queer culture is existing against the will of the world

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Someone just threw some omega3 pills at me.

I'm ok tho, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

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