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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
― Terry Pratchett

also i accidentally stumbled across a song called 'too many hands' and like. could they have Possibly picked a more exciting name for this random song that sounds exactly like a dozen other songs i already know

....so i Was gonna unleash devastation upon the world but i got distracted and discovered/invented a new genre of music

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

theory: i'm leftist propaganda

evidence: ....do i really need to explain this part. y'all know me. probably better than i know myself
evidence: i said it, so it must be true

anyhwo, quod erat demonstrandum

Cyberpunk 2077: if you become an android are you still a human

KH: if you were to be 100% replicated, memories and all, the resulting person would be distinct from you and deserves to be treated like that

Cyberpunk 2077: what the fuck that's not what we were talking about

Nier Automata: actually that's some good shit and I'm gonna roll with it

*9S high fives Riku the Replica*

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

this is in fact the actual official definition of propaganda (well, one of them, at least)

so when they say "you are not immune to propaganda" now you know what they're talking about

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this is just a dictionary definition but religion ment 

propaganda, n.: a committee of cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church responsible for foreign missions, founded in 1622 by Pope Gregory XV

Let's normalize "ur gay" as a super rad compliment.

Lesbians doing crimes in space is the new reality

here's what i just got, btw 

Your gender is: BANNED IN THIRTEEN US STATES

Better not be thinking of taking a trip to Louisiana, New Hampshire, Georgia, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Wyoming, Hawaii, Virginia, Maine, Utah, New Jersey, Illinois, or Arizona anytime soon, ‘cause with a gender like this, you won't be going anywhere! Except maybe to jail.

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yo does anyone remember that one gender quiz thing bc i
wait
i remember what it's called i can just
hold on
mkremins.github.io/genderquiz/

this is the only valid gender quiz ever to exist and if you haven't seen it before it's worth experiencing

oh yeah also speaking of super gay techno fire lesbians,

play open sorcery. pls. it good

leftist politic 

death to left unity - no line can be drawn that defines what "ideologies" are good and what are bad

welcome into your hearts tactical unity - work with MLs, anarchists, or even liberals if it means accomplishing your goal

remember, the spanish republicans didnt turn down liberals when it came time to accept the international brigades, nor did they turn down trotskyite, anarchist, or marxist-leninist

accept everyone it takes to get the job done and you can worry about the rest once your capitol is burning

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adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.

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