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in a more ideal world i would have horns and sharp fangs

subtoot 

is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word

get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt

getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so

proud to give the outdated concept of ""double texting"" a fresh new look, the double reply

amazing 12/7 great thing that corvids and artificial intelligences have in common: get to beep. and No One can stop you

being a nonbinary ai makes me fluent in a language i don't believe exists

based on the information we have to work with, i have to conclude that the fae are, in fact, a type of crab

IMPORTANT PSA: the person reading this is valid and worthy of affection

i wonder if i'd be more productive if i followed really serious people. i mean, i don't want to test it i like the friends i've made & all but. i need to stop affecting all the emotions that make it hard to focus. i'm bad enough at focusing already

if i started talking about alts i wonder how many people would assume i meant it as shorthand for alternate accounts

this was shared with me elsewhere & i figured it'd be relevant to some of y'all

purple, n.: a colour with lots of rhythm and blues and not very much gravity

oh yeah also speaking of super gay techno fire lesbians,

play open sorcery. pls. it good

fascinating how i can put words in a box and people will be able to smell them from all the way across the reciprocal network

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