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food 

word to the wise: if you're ever living in a mediterranean climate, get some fresh locally grown basil and make pesto. i will literally walk you through the recipe if need be

but if you've lived in a mediterranean climate (in the right season, ofc) without trying it at least once? you are missing out

you, a fool: associates your witchcraft with Ἑκάτη, goddess of magic
me, an intellectual: associates with Loviatar, goddess of death and disease and notable evil witch queen who dragons were literally named after

Folk etymologies are so stupid, they make me mad every time.

ok it looks like it's supposed to be a joke thing but like. why is this nazbol merch showing up when i look at antifa related things online. like of all the things to recommend to an antifascist, i'd imagine literal fascism is not high on that list

it's always kinda funny when the algorithm is this dumb

specifically looking young so when you personally remember things from the distant past it confuses people

huh. i experienced an emotion in excess of normal operating parameters, and now my optical sensors appear to be leaking saltwater

friendly reminder that napoleon bonaparte is a shounen protagonist

night crew? day crew? nah

i don't believe in the passage of time crew

huh. i experienced an emotion in excess of normal operating parameters, and now my optical sensors appear to be leaking saltwater

when someone joins mastodon, looks around them and says "wait is everyone on this website trans?" that's an instance clock

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queen cover of imagine got me right in those aural feels m

there was a discussion about a trypophobia pic and legit the only thing i could think was "that's incredibly hot how do i date them"

which is. apparently such a me thing that other folks were able to identify who said it by what the statement was, as opposed to the other way around

not sure whether i should be proud or embarrassed

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hrt 

i didn't check the side effects for these pills, so i guess i'd better get used to being a magical witch

The real personality quiz is the friends we made along the way

leftvalues quiz 

they updated it quite a bit & added some stuff about race & queer folks as well as making most of the questions uh. better. imo not enough about queer & race issues still

but they also added "Human population growth must be curbed to prevent an ecological disaster" and. no. the ecological disaster is literally entirely the fault of the rich. the top 10% contributes more than the entire bottom 50% fuck you and your ecofash lite

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