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hrt 

i'm not taking any pills, shots, gels, or patches, but heck yeah i'm a shape-shifting deer

nationstates griping 

idk how the issue of whether to pay with cash or electronically is relevant to a country that doesn't use money but ns keeps sending me these kinds of issues and it's getting a bit annoying

shoutout to wikipedia for one of the very few words in finglish they actually explain by name being the word for 'strike'

me: inputs search terms in finnish
search engine: not all these results are in english would you like us to fix that

while i'm on the subject of finnish musical culture i should probably make sure y'all are aware that mieskuoro huutajat exist

i don't even know how to explain them just like. please listen to one of their performances. specifically a song you already know or it won't make sense

it is the first day of Halloween
happy Halloween!

are you a trans person who “passes?” are you *tired* of telling people what your pronouns are in social situations?

please go reconsider that stance

open sharing of pronouns is important normalisation to both our non-binary pals and for trans people just starting out! be kind!!

Today's gender is depression and the sound of contented purring.

also i love the bizarre list of genres you get when you search for ievan polkka. like, you have the original song, the vocaloid version, nightcore of the vocaloid version, and then a fraggin metal cover

no prize for guessing which ones are finnish

just saw a post titled "why is this ancient hell demon non-binary goals" and im

because it's an ancient helldemon you dingus iz One Of Us

what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

The truly evil folk are making the rules

If Im a villain for challenging that? So be it.

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

Not only do good cops not exist

Good cops CANNOT exist. It is impossible to be a part of a militarized group whose only purpose is to silence the working class and still be a good person

villainsona 

also, "making things work" is like. the most stereotypically hero-sidekick power. but also one of the most easily abused powers for Evil by which i mean actually doing good but also v much abusable for other porpoises if we're being honest

i like this

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