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current gender: i should either be more awake or less awake and i can't tell which

*Kicks in the saloon doors*
*spurs jingle as I step inside*
Im lookin for someone. Cant miss em theyre a Cute sonovvagun.
*Everyone on fedi looks up from their cards and drinks*
Damn this is gonna be harder than I thought.

says the cutie-faced cutie of cute girls because of mass production in one of the defaults, yes. When you go to see if i try really super love dresses and skirts and Ti likes them too, they're so fun and fantastically gay hobby
trying to get girlfriends by pushing a polycule core through the mall while humming the Katamari Damacy theme

body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,

how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love

current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit

hrt 

hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf

Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Time for cat ears, thigh high socks, chokers, zombie Bois, and lots of black clothes redd.it/cyvzqd

pol 

wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"

piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly

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what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

i think it should be a normal part of meeting new people to learn their pronouns, just like you learn their names. it’s not something special or monumental, it’s just a part of who you are

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every day is your day if you're an ever-shifting collective of deities who can't agree on anything

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