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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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"but what about serial killers?" is such a bad argument against prison and police abolition.
If you're dealing with serial killers, the last thing you want to do is give them a shit-ton of weapons and a badge that gives them immunity from consequences, but here we are
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The Queer Types of Mastodon, an Incomplete List
1. Guilty Transmasc
2. Tech Transbian
3. Tumblr Teenager
4. Obvious Egg
5. Cis Bi Woman with Cishet Boyfriend
6. Bearded Bi Guy
7. Micro-Orientation Collector
8. Oppressed Macho Man
9. Enby on a Journey of Self-Discovery
10. Pretentious Homo
11. Transmasc with Cishet Boyfriend
12. Transfem Catgirl
13. Enby Shitposter
14. Megastar Transfem
15. Very Sweet But Don't Cross Her
16. Beleaguered Admin
the one good thing about discord is that between being able to label arbitrary applications as 'games' and the new livestreaming feature
i can finally livestream gender
current gender: i should either be more awake or less awake and i can't tell which
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*Kicks in the saloon doors*
*spurs jingle as I step inside*
Im lookin for someone. Cant miss em theyre a Cute sonovvagun.
*Everyone on fedi looks up from their cards and drinks*
Damn this is gonna be harder than I thought.
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says the cutie-faced cutie of cute girls because of mass production in one of the defaults, yes. When you go to see if i try really super love dresses and skirts and Ti likes them too, they're so fun and fantastically gay hobby
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trying to get girlfriends by pushing a polycule core through the mall while humming the Katamari Damacy theme
body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,
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how to fake global illumination:
1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution
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me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love
current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit
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hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf
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Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always
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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content
Time for cat ears, thigh high socks, chokers, zombie Bois, and lots of black clothes https://redd.it/cyvzqd
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wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"
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piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly
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what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
