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YO Everyone, So today I just figured out you can use your PC's cup holder to read discs

dtjdgjdgjxgnxgn actual kai mera life things: i danced so much i accidentally inspired people to schedule a dance party. apparently after i left yesterday they all started dancing thanks to me and now there's an official dance party happening in like an hour? im big dyjdfhd

someone just came over to ask me where i get my skirts and now i feel bad bc i have no gorram idea m'gay

tubthumping by chumbawumba but it’s being sung by a computer 

I get shut down
but I boot up again

hey i accidentally uninstalled my memories so if i did this already my soz but:

read girls made of snow and glass, by melissa bashardoust. one of the few fantasy books i actually felt like represented me (nonwhite protagonists y'all!) and the story itself is p good in my imo

We *need* more stories where friendship is portrayed as important and equal, ones *without* making it a competition between friendship and romance where one has to win.

It's sad that TNG is the only example I can think of.

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my mom: are you gay??
me, pulling out diagrams: to explain this I'm going to need to talk about parallel genders

You, a pedant: Fall starts on September 23rd.

Me, a spoopy: If you can't appreciate the poetry of starting the Halloween season with the full moon falling on Friday the Thirteenth, leave now.

Suddenly realizing that if I get old enough I can BE one of those wrinkly elder queers that lil queer kids look up to.

The fediverse is impressive in the way that I didn't know people even had this many ways to be horny online

if ur ever worried that u don't respond to messages fast enough, know this:
i just got an email from a job i applied to three months ago. saying they're looking to hire me. there had been no contact from them before this, and they took so long to respond they had to offer me a different version of the job (since it was scheduled to begin roughly two months ago). idek how to respond to this, it's Three Months late and they're still trying to hire me

i found a "hello, my name is" nametag thingy and so of course i, being an absolute the princess bride: s morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure meme, wrote "inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die" on

i wonder if anybody will comment on it

as the saying goes: one man's trash is another man's gender

sometimes i hate-read papers about translation efforts because anthropocentrism can't conceive of xenodiplomatic methodologies that aren't fucking terrible

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queer culture is not being many people's type, but for the people whose type you are you are *extremely* their type

Picrew avatars are good and nice and a fantastic option for people that want something custom made to express themselves but can't/don't want to commission art for whatever reason

And you shouldn't be mean to people who use them

flapping so hard i inadvertently trick my brain into thinking im excited

aba 

this is worth a read, if you can stomach an entire article on how aba treats human children worse than the legally mandated treatment of dogs. and no, that's not an exaggeration—aba is sometimes compared to dog training, and this is an actual dog trainer pointing out that no, they're nothing alike. dog training is Humane

theaspergian.com/2019/03/27/is

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