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somebody recommend me a book to smell i've run out of music

my pet peeve: anything that pisses off my dog

œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head

or "horn e", for short

ok someone Please help me figure out what in the nine hells a flirting is bc i think i need a crash course in "am i being flirted with" asap i keep running into people who are unusually friendly toward me

dtjdgjdgjxgnxgn actual kai mera life things: i danced so much i accidentally inspired people to schedule a dance party. apparently after i left yesterday they all started dancing thanks to me and now there's an official dance party happening in like an hour? im big dyjdfhd

someone just came over to ask me where i get my skirts and now i feel bad bc i have no gorram idea m'gay

hey i accidentally uninstalled my memories so if i did this already my soz but:

read girls made of snow and glass, by melissa bashardoust. one of the few fantasy books i actually felt like represented me (nonwhite protagonists y'all!) and the story itself is p good in my imo

if ur ever worried that u don't respond to messages fast enough, know this:
i just got an email from a job i applied to three months ago. saying they're looking to hire me. there had been no contact from them before this, and they took so long to respond they had to offer me a different version of the job (since it was scheduled to begin roughly two months ago). idek how to respond to this, it's Three Months late and they're still trying to hire me

i found a "hello, my name is" nametag thingy and so of course i, being an absolute the princess bride: s morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure meme, wrote "inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die" on

i wonder if anybody will comment on it