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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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I simply want to live in a castle with a polycule who all own swords
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"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in it's-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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lisp people: "you know lisp is really elegant, with only a handful of operations you can do anything--"
assembly people, hollering from the toilet: "HEY DID YOU KNOW THE MOV INSTRUCTION IS TURING COMPLETE?"
subtoot
how do u follow someone multiple times at once
(specifically, from a single account. i know the word-magics as well as you do)
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be fae do crimes
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Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Sony Pictures CEO Wants To Remake #ThePrincessBride and #CaryElwes Has The Perfect Response ...
Cary WINS THE WHOLE DAMN INTERNET today.
gotta say, i love how english is such a horrible excuse for a language that deliberately ignoring half the rules of it still results in something that communicates just as effectively
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Dr Hannah Fry has joined calls for a Hippocratic oath for tech & maths specialists.
"The issue has become urgent now that researchers are building systems that gather and sell personal data, exploit human frailties, and take on life-or-death decisions."
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@elfi fae-mous
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I am personally very offended by the trans programmer catgirl stereotype. How dare they make fun of my girlfriend
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Fairies are good, fairies are great
Fairies are certainly never once straight
Fairies are certainly never once straight
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Arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.
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honestly if u want me to like a fiction just. take the collected works of ursula k le guin, smush it all together, and make it Even More Queer
but like, seriously. her fantasy & s.f. is:
• feminist
• primarily or entirely nonwhite characters
• no nations, no borders, no capitalism
• cool magic and/or space stuff
• oh yeah it's already got queer characters
also shes just Good At Writan im lov the worlds & suchlike
also this is probably the most minmaxed way you could possibly propose to me, as a note
shoutout to that one rando who was in the same orchestra as me once and, for no apparent reason, as we were prepping in advance of a performance, was like "hey check this out", got down on one knee, and rolled their sock down to reveal they had a knife. to this day i have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to show me this
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It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
