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fair warning: if you know what this means you have an actual curse on you 

i just lost the game

life hack:

you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"

there is more than one search engine

don't internalize the brands' language

I simply want to live in a castle with a polycule who all own swords

"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in it's-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

lisp people: "you know lisp is really elegant, with only a handful of operations you can do anything--"
assembly people, hollering from the toilet: "HEY DID YOU KNOW THE MOV INSTRUCTION IS TURING COMPLETE?"

subtoot 

how do u follow someone multiple times at once

(specifically, from a single account. i know the word-magics as well as you do)

Sony Pictures CEO Wants To Remake #ThePrincessBride and #CaryElwes Has The Perfect Response ...

Cary WINS THE WHOLE DAMN INTERNET today.

gotta say, i love how english is such a horrible excuse for a language that deliberately ignoring half the rules of it still results in something that communicates just as effectively

Dr Hannah Fry has joined calls for a Hippocratic oath for tech & maths specialists.

"The issue has become urgent now that researchers are building systems that gather and sell personal data, exploit human frailties, and take on life-or-death decisions."

theguardian.com/science/2019/a

I am personally very offended by the trans programmer catgirl stereotype. How dare they make fun of my girlfriend

Fairies are good, fairies are great
Fairies are certainly never once straight

Arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

honestly if u want me to like a fiction just. take the collected works of ursula k le guin, smush it all together, and make it Even More Queer

but like, seriously. her fantasy & s.f. is:
• feminist
• primarily or entirely nonwhite characters
• no nations, no borders, no capitalism
• cool magic and/or space stuff
• oh yeah it's already got queer characters

also shes just Good At Writan im lov the worlds & suchlike

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