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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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pitching polyamory to boring straight mono people
hey you know your favorite sitcoms and how the man and woman lead are always helping each other out and getting excited about each other's romantical pursuits, but in the end they get together and you're all happy about it? well,
in honour of talk like a pirate day, i'd just like to say
there's no way in Hell i'm paying that much for software i don't even really want
i tried taking the mbti quiz but all the pseudoscience fell apart at my touch and so the quiz doesn't exist anymore
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incompetence levels are currently at 92% but fluctuating wildly
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Not spending money is a non-optional part of a general strike. During strikes you can't cross the picket line, and during general strikes the picket line is everywhere
Don't feel bad if there's an unavoidable expense, but just try to avoid consumption as much as possible. If there's anything you're going to need next week, stock up on it now
i am being frickin Attacked they took the character i was like "hey thats me" about and gave them an extra eye
not one that's physically part of the body but i mean. look
fair warning: if you know what this means you have an actual curse on you
i just lost the game
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life hack:
you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"
there is more than one search engine
don't internalize the brands' language
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I simply want to live in a castle with a polycule who all own swords
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"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in it's-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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lisp people: "you know lisp is really elegant, with only a handful of operations you can do anything--"
assembly people, hollering from the toilet: "HEY DID YOU KNOW THE MOV INSTRUCTION IS TURING COMPLETE?"
subtoot
how do u follow someone multiple times at once
(specifically, from a single account. i know the word-magics as well as you do)
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be fae do crimes
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Femme Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
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Sony Pictures CEO Wants To Remake #ThePrincessBride and #CaryElwes Has The Perfect Response ...
Cary WINS THE WHOLE DAMN INTERNET today.
gotta say, i love how english is such a horrible excuse for a language that deliberately ignoring half the rules of it still results in something that communicates just as effectively
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Dr Hannah Fry has joined calls for a Hippocratic oath for tech & maths specialists.
"The issue has become urgent now that researchers are building systems that gather and sell personal data, exploit human frailties, and take on life-or-death decisions."
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
