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implied violence against transphobes 

Stranger: I support trans people!

Me: :blobheartcat:

Stranger: But,

Me: :blob_anarchist: 👉 :guillotine_trans:

oh good there's people being gay on my feed i was worried for a second there

honestly the process by which the discourse bot generates discourse (fill-in-the-blank with completely random concepts) is not meaningfully different from how most internet discourse is generated by humans

so i was talking with ppl about a dnd party composed entirely of bards, and the campaign is basically just a rock opera. why not be a band?

anyway then we got thinking about your options for instrument choices, whether you wanna be a rock band, a marching band, a medieval style band, etc., and i think i came up with my favorite band concept ever

just like, four people who are all doing a different "one man band" schtick

subtooting an entire ideology 

my friends, sobbing: you can't just call everything anarchism
me, pointing at communal ownership of the means of production: anarchism

Good morning Fediverse! My solidarity is going out to all people who cannot participate in today's #climatestrike. People who are physically or mentally unable to participate, people who are bound by (paid or unpaid) care work, people who are unable to travel to the next strike location, and all others. Being able to attend a strike is a privilege, and nobody should be shamed for not having it.

being transformed by your friends is good, actually :trans_egg: :blobnom_trans:
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Horny? In my timeline? It's more likely that you think.

the only reason to grow a beard is so you can stroke it thoughtfully when presented with a conundrum

@raekh look, viddy game good, but have you considered... tiddy game?

Sorta romantic 

List of irl tropes I am 100% for:

- Posting "ffff how can you tell if someone's into you, I really hope they like me"-type subposts on social media, knowing FULL WELL that the other person follows you and is going to read it but acting like you don't know

Take me down to the estrogen city
Where my skin gets soft
And I grow some titties

welp. back to making characters in obscure and/or incomprehensible ttrpg systems nobody's ever gonna want to play with me

im also being recommended some kind of....prep school for villainy? which. seems relevant to my career

....i am being recommended a game with the tagline "Avenge your parents' death by becoming the greatest monster trainer of all time!"

this is just. edgy pokémon

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