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contact benefits: support group, psychological therapy (if requested), friends

Help, I Stumbled Into A Social Network Where All My Friends Are Cute: an autobiography by Ema Socks

I would like gay spaces without alcohol please. Gay libraries would be nice

I propose we rename the travelling salesman problem to the masto polycule problem

not only is it not gendered, but its also more accurate

This weekend I:
did the climate strike, went to a fundraiser for immigrant protection organizations, joined the Odd Fellows, met other parents to have our kids play together, practiced accordion in the park to a very appreciative audience, responded to my first Rapid Response (anti-ICE) text (I'll tell you all about it sometime)

basically spent all my time outdoors meeting people and away from computers. I was overwhelmed by a strange feeling of... positive participation in society???

brb gonna do some summoning rituals so i can have a demon girl cuddle puddle

"Lo, you need to focus on commissions."

"Hrrnnggg, commissions?"

"When a furry wants to get more art of their fursona, they seek out an artist and pay them in exchange for making art."

"Hrnngggggggrrrgngnngngng, sona?"

"A fursona, a form of proxy persona through which a person represent themselves. Proxy personas date back far into ancient history, and come in a variety of forms, such as

shadowrun, lewdish shitposting 

good news, everyone: you're allowed to install cybernetic breast implants and genitalia on your cybernetics without any regard for what's supposed to go where

anyway time to make a character whose cyberarm is just. fifteen dildos

'Mr. Dente' was my father.

Please, call me Al.

i, uh....i have officially reached the bad part of this fandom. idek how to find what im looking for without pulling up results that absolutely disgust me here

the fact im deliberately looking up something i personally find disgusting Might Be Related, but i need answers ok

allewdsion 

speaking as a bard....honestly you're probably understating it

Hat Kid and The Doctor:
* Both have a time traveling spaceship
* Neither addressed by their name
* Both human-looking aliens
* Both highly eccentric
* Both annoy the shit out of everyone but somehow end up befriending them
* Both puzzle solving geniuses
* Both have a nice hat

cannibalism and/or lewd, misandry 

just saw the sentence "all men are pigs, and i'm in the mood for bacon" and i Really can't tell why someone would've used that as an attempt to flirt with people

shadowrun 

rather amused that the character i immediately got attached to, like. before even really finding out anything about any of them, is:
• cat-themed girl
• hacker
• fantasy autism
• very vocal about mistreatment of [fantasy neurodiverse] people

i mean, really, she could've been half the people i know. and when the only thing i knew about any of them was their usernames, i instinctively was like "that one. that one's my people". it's perfect

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