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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
why tf do people even boost this garbage i create. love urselvs, folx
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thread of the week!
dio brando represents the capitalist myth of being able to "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", and his transformation into a vampire is indicative of the corrosive influence of capitalism on the individual's psyche. furthermore, (1/??)
i have skin
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Good Girl Energy
Any questionable content strip that has Bubbles in it is a 1000% better
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remember when the US tax payers bailed out the banks to help address the financial crisis? remember when the banks didn't bail out the US tax payers with their stock of bank-owned foreclosed homes to address the housing crisis?
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"Just stop taking credit for other people's work!"
"Oh, good idea, glad I thought of it."
shoutout to the person reading this. you're doing great, i believe in you. and you are loved
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perks of being kobold:
-see bug, eat bug
-scamper through fields with impunity
-scuttle about in cool caves and dungeons whenever
-yawp and squawk and hiss. go iai! and iau! at any time
-nice scales and horns and tail
-kobold communism
downsides of being kobold:
-troubled by adventurers
-dragon might step on you
-capitalists
-shedding sometimes
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Apparently hot take on raising kids
Teaching children manners, and to say thank you after being provided a service (most likely by someone who is underpaid and overworked) is uhhh not teaching them to submit to authority. It's teaching them to express gratitude to someone who is doing something for them that they can't/dont want to do themselves.
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I love that fall means you get automatic leaf jerky. It just falls from the tree and I’m happy for that
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If people were really "for" capitalism, the greedy, gold-hoarding dragon would be the hero in every story.
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The use of content warnings on the fediverse have not only made it a safer and more welcoming community for everyone, but also allowed users to make hilarious jokes whose punchlines can only be delivered in the specific context of a platform with this type of culture regarding content warnings, and this very effective implementation of them. In this essay I will
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German metal workers have won the right to a 28-hour working week in a landmark deal between employers and Europe’s biggest union.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/07/german-workers-win-right-28-hour-working-week/
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*watching a maiden get sacrificed to a monster* that should be ME
khjhgjfxdzsfghjgfds HOW DID I MISSPELL THE WORD LAKE
person i'm trying to meet with: can we meet early next week?
also person i'm trying to meet with: i'm not available monday or tuesday
....????what do they mean by 'early' then wtf
how finnish am i? well, i'm currently fantasising about having to hack a hole in the ice of a lack to be able to jump in it for sauna. and i just had a nightmare about someone i know recognising me and coming over to say hi
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Remembering that classic moment when the musician Prince created a symbol for himself that is a combination of the symbols for male and female, and literally sang "I'm not a woman; I'm not a man. I am something that you'll never understand." and The Cis were still like "what a man!"
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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
