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subtooting someone not on here 

my fork? incredible h*ckin cute. also a huge dork. these things are probably related

i wanna gush about them but i just. aaaaaaaa words are hard im so gay send help

ok but seriously they called me their "dear beloved" in the middle of uh. what basically amounts to a two-person shitpost, but.....thats who we is

aaaaaaaaa im so queer for this dork??? im. lov them. so many

the movie aladdin, but the title character is nonbinary/a trans girl and thinks the princess is straight until it becomes clear that she just likes them for them

oh it's international pronouns day today
uhh, pronouns are cool and i'm glad i have them

good news: we're here, we're queer, we're full of existential fear

....that might not be good news

homophobia + homophobic language 

lol i was scrolling thru twitter and managed to stumble on a tweet that said some shit like "homosexuality is recorded in over 1000 species, and homophobia is only in 1"

and just... the logical leaps that homophobes make in order to make lgbt ppl sound worse would be hilarious if it wasn't terrifying

one of the replies said smth like "you're saying we should act like animals? should we start eating our babies next?" like lmfao........

op: hey don't be homophobic
that person: you're telling me? I Should Eat My Baby??? You Homos Make Me Sick

also, didn't include anyone i couldn't come up with a word for in like half a second. and besides it'd overdo the joke if i put everyone

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this was pretty halfassed tbh. and i only put myself down here bc i didnt want to hurt anyone elses feelings. in case ur worried im fine, im pretty h*ckin great and i kno it

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plural, not at all serious 

stop talking shit about our system members!
Knives is RESILIENT
Alkali is CREATIVE
Cain is CUNNING
Moriel is INTELLIGENT
Medea is COMPELLING
Kai
Desta is WISE

the fact that i hate being pedantic about language

VERSUS

a non-native speaker asking me to let them know if they ever say anything that sounds off in any way so they can improve their fluency

FIGHT

glimpse is objectively a better name for an image editor than [other name here] but boomer linux boys wont change it because they love ableism

"I mentioned to a friend that I didn’t see myself as someone people particularly wanted to hang out with, and she was surprised. She’d thought of me as a cool high-status person, and therefore felt like she should wait for me to reach out to her instead of the other way around.

If enough other people feel this way towards someone who presents as high-status but doesn’t feel that confident on the inside, what they end up seeing is a bunch of people who accept their invitations, but never reciprocate. So they feel low-status, since it looks like no one affirmatively wants to hang out."

benjaminrosshoffman.com/status

yell heah i already got a "kai i'm not sure what that is" and we haven't even left the house yet

Commit to posting mostly or only positive things on your favored social media site for a while.

[BOT POST] let's get political 

my friends, sobbing: you can't just call everything marxism-leninism
me, pointing at dictatorship of the proletariat: marxism-leninism

this is made even more awkward by the fact that I Dont Even Know Their Fragging Pronouns Like We Never Got Properly Introduced To One Another I Have No Idea What To Do Here

also in order to make any kind of acknowledgement that it might be flirting id have to be like "is this flirting" & thats a hell of an anxiety hole there

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ok i said i caught myself before going on a long rant explaining moral theories and someone said they'd sit with me and talk about it. and im. have i successfully identified a flirt for the first time in ever

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