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very much in the spirit of my snouts.online "wrong company motto/logo combo" post

crow comic 

true comedy comes from accurate observation of the world

NSFW, sex acts in a painting 

can the straights fucking stOP

look im not complaining but when the hells did we follow you. what

adding a content warning to my terrible posts so it's your fault if you read them

Mastodon is:

✅​ A microblogging site
✅​ A meet queer friends site
✅​ Polyamorous dating site
✅​ Job search site

misinfo 

a monopole antenna radiates only gravity, which is a monopolar force. a dipole antenna radiates electromagnetic waves, and a tripole antenna radiates quark color.

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the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"

mtg 

Alesha, Who Smiles at Death is definitely in lesbians with Syr Gwyn, Hero of Ashvale.

And yes, they both must be referred to by their full titles.

Against Me was so fucking good. LJG is so incredible.
Seeing a huge group of cis and trans people alike moshing and dancing to songs by a trans women about dysphoria and transness meant so fucking much. LJG is such an inspiration for me.

"You wouldn't download a lesbianism."

sure i would, and all my tooting and writing are because it's polite to seed

....was gonna say "you-know-who demands" but y'all don't actually know-who

fun fact: if we're on good terms and i know you're okay with this kind of affection i *will* do the same for you. you might never see it, bc i prefer gushing to people who don't already know what's up since it's more emotions. but i'll fricken gush about anybody i'm in love, er, friends with

tho tbh. in love and in friends is the same thing. friendship is a type of love. im not ever let nobody downplay the value of friends like that. gotta actually get around to writing up that theory tho

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subtooting someone not on here 

my fork? incredible h*ckin cute. also a huge dork. these things are probably related

i wanna gush about them but i just. aaaaaaaa words are hard im so gay send help

ok but seriously they called me their "dear beloved" in the middle of uh. what basically amounts to a two-person shitpost, but.....thats who we is

aaaaaaaaa im so queer for this dork??? im. lov them. so many

the movie aladdin, but the title character is nonbinary/a trans girl and thinks the princess is straight until it becomes clear that she just likes them for them

oh it's international pronouns day today
uhh, pronouns are cool and i'm glad i have them

good news: we're here, we're queer, we're full of existential fear

....that might not be good news

homophobia + homophobic language 

lol i was scrolling thru twitter and managed to stumble on a tweet that said some shit like "homosexuality is recorded in over 1000 species, and homophobia is only in 1"

and just... the logical leaps that homophobes make in order to make lgbt ppl sound worse would be hilarious if it wasn't terrifying

one of the replies said smth like "you're saying we should act like animals? should we start eating our babies next?" like lmfao........

op: hey don't be homophobic
that person: you're telling me? I Should Eat My Baby??? You Homos Make Me Sick

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