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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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dragons are destroying the chivalry industry by smooching princesses
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#BOFH excuse #213:
Change your language to Finnish.
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education trauma shitpost
COLLABORATOR: I think we can get this piece to the shape we need by just scoring it, breaking it, and then filing it.
US: oh, okay
US: just like they did to us in high school!
COLLABORATOR: [spits out her coffee] hold on, WHAT
"The court also cited "evolving standards of decency that mark the progress of a maturing society." With no other Western nation allowing for such juvenile executions, one has to wonder why the maturation of America's "standards of decency" had taken so long."
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you, an optimist: strangers are just friends you haven't met yet
me, a realist: enemies are just friends you haven't pissed off yet
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*slithers up to u* queer girls are heaven
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Very bad British trans pun. ^_^
bah! we found a recorded lecture on something we want to learn about. but don't have the attention span to listen to it
oh my gODS y'all we found a cis who gets egg jokes. like, actually cis not 🥚 it's wild
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[gay mumbling]
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are manic pixie dream girls just autistic girls being interpreted through an allistic cismale gaze?
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very much in the spirit of my snouts.online "wrong company motto/logo combo" post
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look im not complaining but when the hells did we follow you. what
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adding a content warning to my terrible posts so it's your fault if you read them
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Mastodon is:
✅ A microblogging site
✅ A meet queer friends site
✅ Polyamorous dating site
✅ Job search site
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misinfo
a monopole antenna radiates only gravity, which is a monopolar force. a dipole antenna radiates electromagnetic waves, and a tripole antenna radiates quark color.
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the terms "landlord" and "landlady" enforce the gender binary. to be more inclusive, you should use gender-neutral terms instead. like "leech," or "parasitic scum." or "human dartboard"
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
