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Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Being gendered correctly
Is all I crave

there need to be charts of metal compatibility with various creatures

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"Flirting with cuties" should be top of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

It’s an elusive noontime in the barn, and you are an abhorrent chicken.

Fun fact: Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People was released in Germany by Daedalic, but it's English-only. I think it's the only thing they've EVER released that's not playable in German. They apparently considered the humour impossible to translate, and thought that anyone who's a fan of Homestar Runner would speak English anyway, since the cartoons were never officially translated to German, or any other language.

I'm going to retroactively claim "Only trust your fists / Police will never help you" as an intersection of good game design (letting the players know that there is no game mechanic where reliance on an authority will at all aid them) and good praxis (letting players question reliance on said authority in the first place).

me: meows at computer bc it's not paying attention to me
me:
me: i wonder why people keep comparing me to a cat

me: * hands zoey the costume accessory i've just finished for her*

zoey: this looks vaguely kinky

me: only vaguely? okay give it back

so we may hate the bikini armour bs this game has in it but uh. this is what they've had to say about it so far? so it's not all bad

accidentally called someone 'love' before even introducing ourself can somebody please just eject me from the planet

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

tests are showing horny levels at 69%

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

too much adhd to get anything done but too much adhd to do nothing

"before money there was only barter" 

when i make dinner with my family:
- our labor is not bartered
- our labor is not bought or sold
so clearly there are modes of exchange not encapsulated in "before money there was only barter"

including mediums that societies have and still do use to function.

i'm starting to think that characterizing money as the sole successor and barter the sole predecessor serves a distinctly political purpose.

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