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suicidal ideation 

hm. there's a familiar line of reasoning

but hey, at least this time it's not the gays who're depressed. that's....something, at least

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update: the lesbians have met. which is Supposed to be the first thing that happens after the intro thing. it only took us two hours to get around to it

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playin a gay rpg except havent got to the gay part bc getting distracted exploring the everythin. ama

tired: iron is harmful to fae because of unspecified magic intrinsic properties
wired: iron is harmful to fae because of its chemical properties
inspired: iron is harmful to fae specifically because it is physically the stuff of the human Industrial Revolution, a social restructuring event with broadly devastating effects on human adherence to the core values of the fae. for this reason, iron is suffused with a palpable curse that arises from its position as a symbol of human callousness.

Born on a mountain
Raised in a cave
Being gendered correctly
Is all I crave

there need to be charts of metal compatibility with various creatures

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"Flirting with cuties" should be top of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

It’s an elusive noontime in the barn, and you are an abhorrent chicken.

Fun fact: Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People was released in Germany by Daedalic, but it's English-only. I think it's the only thing they've EVER released that's not playable in German. They apparently considered the humour impossible to translate, and thought that anyone who's a fan of Homestar Runner would speak English anyway, since the cartoons were never officially translated to German, or any other language.

I'm going to retroactively claim "Only trust your fists / Police will never help you" as an intersection of good game design (letting the players know that there is no game mechanic where reliance on an authority will at all aid them) and good praxis (letting players question reliance on said authority in the first place).

me: meows at computer bc it's not paying attention to me
me:
me: i wonder why people keep comparing me to a cat

me: * hands zoey the costume accessory i've just finished for her*

zoey: this looks vaguely kinky

me: only vaguely? okay give it back

so we may hate the bikini armour bs this game has in it but uh. this is what they've had to say about it so far? so it's not all bad

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