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[BOT POST] politics, probably gonna delete this 

show me one person on fedi who isn't a socialist

always remember, the fastest way to a man's heart is between his 4th and 5th ribs.

lewd 

i dont think weve ever had actually spoken with this person but we know exactly what they sound like

specifically, due to being in voice chats that involve them masturbating to an audience

we're talking about more than one person here, tbh. it's quite an interesting way to meet new people

i don't think it's true we fear the unknown and distrust the other

people say that stuff all the time

it's actually not true

there's no evidence to say we fear the unknown

humans love the unknown!! that's why we do cool shit

"audiences loved her androgynous look"

so....they had taste? like, im pretty sure "bi woman who likes swordfighting and traditionally male clothing" describes....multiple people im dating

tfw the headmate who constantly tries to act emotionless is openly excited about something and ur just. completely weirded out. bc they never admit to being excited abt things

ever think about how many """weird""" behaviors are demonized by suggesting they're inherently sexual in nature

just joined a group populated both by people who think we're singlet and people who think we're plural. this will....go. some kind of way

Misinformation 

Software, so named because it is comfy and good to cuddle

Humor: It’s funny when you get a pair of scissors but you can’t open the package, because you NEED a pair of scissors

Fediverse humor: what if there was a large grey room with a salt shaker lit by a single spotlight, and a caption that reads “SLAT”

the problem with being unable to sit still is sometimes you accidentally just stab yourself directly in the duct tape

When the superhero is woke but still believes in justice

From webcomic Devil's Candy

fae folk, pronouns 

via (twitter.com/chawleeknight/stat)

fae (xe/xyr): may i have your pronouns?
me (they/them): sure! they/them
fae (they/them): thanks :)
me ( / ): wait

the GDP has absolutely no relation to the living standards of anyone anywhere but its a great way to measure how much richer rich people are getting

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