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When I was a kid, my friend’s mom hated cursing, so instead of “kiss my ass” she would say “rut my butt”

Which in retrospect, is a THOUSAND TIMES more lewd and horrifying

I love that sex workers call non-sex workers civilians. as a civilian, sex workers are the only troops I support

A dark gritty reboot of Captain Planet as the eco-terrorist everyone secretly roots for; like Robin Hood except he attacks the root causes of the climate crisis.

dunno what the pajama discourse is about but what kind of losers have the wherewithal to change out of their clothes more than once a day

Y'all the developers of Goose Game refer to the Goose with they/them pronouns meaning the Goose in a Non-Binary Icon

I wish to eliminate 99.9% of heterosexuals like the germs they are

apropos nothing, the theme song of the carmen sandiego television series. because it's good

invidio.us/watch?v=s1EIUP8tvbE

demon possession levels are currently at 58% but fluctuating wildly

(58%) ■■■■■□□□□□

no im not just saying this bc i want more pieces of identities to build a nest with

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giving up the aspects of your pre-trans identity that no longer fit as an offering to the fae is self-care

You should not have to prove that you're nonbinary any more than cis people need to prove that they're cis.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #exorsexism

"ur pronouns taste like valid" is an absolutely excellent unorthodox compliment

accessibility UI/web design reminder 

light and dark themes are both accessibility tools for different people. neither is more accessible than the other, inherently.

however, do mind your contrast ratios

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