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If you run a pyramid scheme with money they call it "evil", and "conniving", but you run a pyramid scheme with people's labor it's "entrepreneurship"

mtg shitpost 

imagine a set where all the planeswalkers are Jace cosplaying his friends but never him being himself that would be too funny considering the "too much Jace crowd"
and with the exception of a vraska card "Vraska the disappointed " with the art of her being done. with jace's shenanigans

"It’s like your girlfriend wanting to keep your t-shirt, except she can kill you with magic later using that t-shirt"

really that just makes it hotter

the truest art is art that cannot be experienced by words or pictures or that can be bought or sold and transplanted into a gallery or house to collect dust. art that defies description and enclosure, art that must be experienced first-hand and digested on-the-spot does not compare to art that can be brought home and hung above the mantlepiece to be viewed at leisure. even art that is captured and reproduced for such a purpose does not compare to the original product

Friend: *takes weeks or even months to respond to something* I'm SO SORRY for the delay!

Me: *delighted to be on the other end of this for once* It's completely fine, take as long as you need, take forever, we will always be cool.

Life is hard, people are busy, responding to messages takes spell slots. I am never upset if someone is late to respond to something or cannot respond at all.

It happens! In fact, it happens to me a *lot*.

Good alternative to ableist words 

Fool/foolish. I'm serious. That comes from jesters, people who did ridiculous things on purpose. Playing the fool is doing something a jester would do, except your not trying to be funny.

My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

The only way that asexuality is ever going to be accessible to the most marginalized in our community is if we stop trying to define the crap out of it and just accept the fact that different people are going to experience it in different ways and that it's okay.

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

I saw an evolution timeline and was inspired to make one of myself! redd.it/dnkd23

food 

nearly forgot about this Entire Fuckening Pie someone gave us for some reason

at the most pure good and sapphic coffee shop rn

we're seeing shenanigans levels at about 81%

(81%) ■■■■■■■■□□

a disability communications technique care of the tumblrs findingfeather.tumblr.com/post

tl;dr: phrasing required accommodations as a statement of fact and not a request - e.g. going from "I cannot make phone calls for disability reasons, could we continue via email?" to "I cannot make phone calls for disability reasons, but I can answer your questions via email." - reduces the odds that abled people try to argue with the accommodations

not to zero, of course, but reduces.

Haven't used masto in too long, so as a reintroduction:

IM GAY

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