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@monorail @hierarchon *penny snapcube voice* you know me, penny parker, notorious conservative

push notifications were invented by someone who has never experienced anxiety

kink shitpost 

reclaiming "bootlicker" for ppl with footware fetishes

Kais such a sucker for happy endings and Im NEVER gonna let em fuckin live it down

i have a dnd character who is a wizard and studies thaumatology, literally "study of miracles". she's into writing spells and tearing apart how magic works. but unlike a lot of fantasy like "oh you must read the works of the elders who had a deep connection with magic" she's very much a scientist about it, doing experiments and publishing papers

when she explains what she does to people, she often gets questions like, what specific kinds of things is she trying to figure out. her go-to answer is that a huge unsolved mystery in her field is why everything in magic seems to happen in multiples of six seconds. it's this constant throughout different schools of magic, independently discovered by spellcrafters from different cultures... it seems fundamental, but why? what's special about six seconds?

of course, the dnd rules state that six seconds is the length of a combat round, but she doesn't know that

it will never stop blowing my mind that i read an article about the "dark legacy of science after Soviet socialism" and it was primarily about how there was equal gender representation among scientists in Russia.

@raekh
cis person: so did you, uhhhh, get the surgery?
me: *nods and pulls back my hood, revealing a pair of horns with visible scarring at the base where they meet my forehead*
cis person: oh shit

@lynnesbian My personal favorite is referring to "allism" as if it's a disorder, talking about its symptoms, using phrases like "people who suffer from allism" or else just "the allistics," etc

there's something really powerful about saying shit like "the neurotypicals are at it again"

like you cannot escape the fact that pretty much everyone treats people with mental illnesses as weird and easy to make fun of and lesser than "normal" people, and rejecting it and turning it on its head feels really good

I cant wait for the cyberpunk consumorist hellscape

I cant wait to buy better than life chips that simulate the sensation of getting into bed and writhing around in the cold sheets over and over until my brain synapses fray and die

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

in every steampunk series theres always that one german dude that has the big ol blonde mustache that's two feet long and hes named duke von hamerkinan

Chosen family > Blood Family every day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

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proper uses for pluralized color names 

sad jazz

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Ableism (~+) (1) 

Finding my 'fuck 'em... I live' energy- a headspace that's gotten me through when actual self esteem or motivation can't be found.

Just the sort of... Defiant spite mixed with survival instincts, to look at a world that would rather you died, that treats you as an inconvenience and say 'you know what... Nah. I'm worth preserving, fuck 'em.'

Doesn't matter how much shit is in my way, how many people are indifferent or worse towards me, how far into a mental breakdown I am...

mhjoke 

i started today with so many spoons and now I have none. i don't know how I'm going to tell my boss at the spoon store

ay fuck it, full disclosure: our parents literally gave us the middle name danger just. starting off. & all we did was change what language it was in

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