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call outpost: one Kai Mera decided to sing a fire-making song; they subsequently sang it so many times they caused themself to overheat and shut down.

Goodnight gays and girls and enbies and boys and otherworldly void beings from beyond the grave, and robots, and otherly cuties <3

heartbreaking: nobody has talked to local faery in millions of years, according to local faery

sources close to local faery claim they may actually have literally been in the middle of multiple conversations when they said this. we are still investigating these rumours

lesbian is not a dirty word!

lesbian is a beautiful word!

being a lesbian is beautiful!

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Ok, you knw what? Fuck it. Furry Fedi 5e podcast. Why not. I haven't played D&D in ages, nor run a campaign, nor...well, anything.

My mind is saying "let's do a monsters get revenge on adventurers kind of game. " Queer Monster Pride DnD. Why not.

Only question now is...who wants to play? >:3

weird heuristic: if ur username has moth in it, ur into oneshot

so far this holds true for everyone we've met

there are too many dragons on my timeline, some of you gotta go I'm sorry
-no one ever

the next time someone tries to feed you a line of bullhonkey that “old school trans don’t understand NB people,” remind them that the trans pride flag includes a white stripe as an explicit acknowledgment of NB people.

It was included at the suggestion of a 50 year old trans woman. In the year 2000.

"trans girl culture is wanting to look like a 90s anime villain" and other absolute fucking callouts i've read today

my fork has informed us we're supposed to not have any genders rn and we just stole a tonne of 'em from the gender factory so like. if anybody wants a gender? please take some??

this is technically a subtoot but more just....technology is interesting!

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....you two faved that at exactly the same time on our end. with no margin of error. that's fascinating

Fascist sex shit y'all need to stop 

Yo... No Nut November is a Nazi thing and everyone seems to have forgotten that. It's based on some wild conspiracy theory that Jews invented pornography to trick Arian men into ejaculating into tissues, thus draining them off their masculine vigor and preventing them from achieving their potential as the ubermensch.

I'm not kidding.

I'm sick of seeing this crap on my dash 🙃

hornt 

i am but a simple entity. i see a monster, i fuck it

PSA for white people interacting with PoC: you can appreciate the positive traits of PoC without framing them in relation to their race. Please do that, thanks.

ableism, child abuse 

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

Sex PSA, condoms 

If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!

Last night I lost connection when the train went through a tunnel and so the emoji list had exactly one emoji

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