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strongly considering just. shapeshifting into people whenever they compliment me. bc coming up with an appropriate response is effort & at least this way they're technically complimenting themself

try not to be excessively gay try not to be excessively gay try not to be excessively gay TRY NOT TO BE EXCESSIVELY GAY

whats wrong with programmers, C# is way harder to read, just program in Db

demigoddess, n.:
1. a demideity who is a girl
2. a deity who is a demigirl

you ever see something and you're like "wow, that is extremely very queer, i feel safer here already"

that's basically my transition goal

@oct2pus @autistikai well I think "bisexuals are cool" is a point we can all agree on

its a common misconception bisexuals dual wield; we instead have mastery over 2 or more types of weaponry.

any other tech service: the service is undergoing "temporary maintenance," and will be closed for mysterious reasons

mastodon: sorry guys i need to change which outlet the laptop that runs this instance is plugged into, we'll be back in a bit

nsfw joke 

absolutely no idea what this thing is we found but it seems like the kind of thing y'all would be interested in

nine out of ten doctors recommend seizing the means. the tenth is a scab

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talk to your doctor to see if seizing the means of production is right for you

It’s saddening that the software that we rely on to free ourselves are so badly managed on some levels, despite being very good on other levels. And we’re often left with no alternative than the «good enough» one…

I could cite a lot, a fucking lot of projects.

be shameless in who you are. you deserve better than to be shoved into boxes to please other people. you are capable of being loved and appreciated how you are

Being a leftist doesn’t mean you’re a good person

Never stop bettering yourself

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@eel hi I "have ODD" and will attest that in my experience, I just don't have any tolerance for being commanded to do something, if I'm asked politely to do something reasonable then I'm more than happy. I personally believe ODD is about as real as "hysteria" used to be, and I think it's completely rational to get angry when somebody tries to exert autonomy that they don't have over me

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